Welcome Professionals…

…Year end is bonus time. Hope you get a good one. Here is my favourite bonus joke:

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A top management consultant and an investment banker talk about their year end bonuses.

The investment banker boasts: “When I received my bonus pay check, I bought myself the newest Porsche 911 model, put my girlfriend into the car, drove her down to Milano, bought her some nice shoes and handbags and partied all night. On the way back I got myself new Rolex as we passed through Switzerland. What did you do with your bonus?”

The consultant replies: “Well, I got myself a tailor-made suit, for the first time in my life.”

“Ok – ”, goes the investment banker, “what about the rest?”

“The rest was chipped in by my Mom!”

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Wishing you a happy bonus season,

Malte

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